So, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas out here in the heartland. March 8th, and I’m seeing white-out conditions outside my window. I moved away from the Northeast specifically to avoid these March blizzards, but I guess Al Gore and his damn global warming crap have junked up the climate so bad, there’s no escaping anything anymore.
So, I’m feeling in one of those “staying indoors and watching TV with lots of booze for the whole day” moods. Like how it generally goes for most Wednesdays.
Only this is Saturday.
So, gather ’round kids, and let me tell you a Christmas Story in honor of this unseasonable weather pattern that’s ripping through the southern Midwest, hinting at the global climactic catastrophe that lies just over the horizon, gathering itself (more…)
