So, Why the Long Face?

Okay, Alex, “What did the DNC ask John Kerry after he won the party nomination in the Summer of 2004?”ba-dum crashSeriously, though, after the last 7 years, what have you Conservatives got to be so glum about? It’s not like you didn’t get every damn thing you wanted for Christmas, Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Easter, Hanukkah, Flag Day, Halloween and each Anniversary of Reagan’s Physical Ascension into Heaven. The only thing we Progressives didn’t give you was our own mass suicide, since that day the planes slammed into One World Trade Center, New York, NY, and we fell to our collective knees in deference to your wizened world of comic book arch enemies and eternal war between perfect good and ultimate evil.Hell, we’ve even allowed you to officially redefine 5000 year old campfire ghost stories as science, and yet, here you are, all depressed and adrift as keepers of your ‘wisdom of common thought’ ideology.Maybe if we’d all gone ahead and killed ourselves? I mean, it’s not like I haven’t had that request presented to me since the fall of 2001, as I’ve stubbornly resisted embracing aspects of our New World Order ranging from supernatural Islamic boogeymen, to God-directed dry-drunk, frat boy bullies, and